1. doubleca5t:

    mntds:

    doubleca5t:

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    I still can’t believe this was an actual meme posted by the President of Argentina

    Personal favorite Milei post: this infographic denying that he fucks his sister and speaks to dead dogs

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    Mi camiseta “No me cogí a mi hermana” hace que la gente me haga muchas preguntas que mi camiseta ya tiene respuesta.

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  2. creepycrag:

    me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already…

    the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that’s not what I’m trying to do

    (via oleskyfm)

     

  3. lioram:

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    um………………. can i help you

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  5. pieklo:

    Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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    (via melchiorgabor)

     

  6. nohoperadio:

    A good thing you can do with an ulcer or other painful sore inside your mouth is to keep pressing your tongue against it to make it hurt more, or even bother it with your teeth for some reason. You can do a similar thing with bad memories!

    (via ulibeanzz)

     

  7. slimetony:

    slimetony:

    Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

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    Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

     

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  9. hyumjim:

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    Honestly I think it might be bad for him but who am I to tell him what to do. He likes what he likes. I don’t care if he is gay. There’s no telling whether it is really bad for him or not because there is no research on this. Maybe it is making him stronger

    (via girlnephew)

     

  10. dark-root-basin-deactivated2025:

    remember that tinned fish reverses the cancer causing properties of cigarettes, cigarettes cure the mental illnesses that drinking produces and drinking flushes the excess salts tinned fish causes to build up in your body. this is the food pyramid.

    (via chelmnik)